PART THREE

THE CONTINUING SAGA OF RHUDDY THE GOOD VS ETSY BASHBY

A Pagan Fairy Tale

By Albion the Hunter

When last we left handsome prince Rhuddy the Good, of the House of Tilly Teg, Kingdom of Paganus in the land of Georgias, he had again defeated the wicked Etsy Bashby.

But again his work has only just begun. For although the wicked Etsy Bashby was going to be served with legal papers which would take away her ability to Hook and Crook and lose her Gathering Campgrounds and Stop Scamming Native Americans and poor customers, Rhuddy discovered that other Customers and Native Americans had been taken in by her nefarious charms. They had joined her Royal Order of the Slugs.

Unfortunately, they all were somewhat evil themselves because they were responsible for unprovoked slanderous attacks on Rhuddy in the past.

Rhuddy learned from Albion the Hunter that Evil Golden Fairy and Etsy Bashby were actually sisters who had played "hide the vienna sausage" with several of the same customers and were even now planning to lie, cheat and steal in order to create a web page and carefully placed "announcements" to keep Etsy Bashby's Gatherings from being unsuccessful.

From that day on she schemed and conspired and connived and contrived to try and hurt Rhuddy in any way she could. She lied to the local Sheriff of the Glen so that when the next festival was held, Rhuddy would be harassed; she conspired to try to ruin Rhuddy's name with charges of using aspirin without a license; and she contrived to have a silly little story written by a silly little girl, (who evidently has the whole indian nation up in arms over her claim of knowledge of Shamanism, They say she can't even spell it much less know anything about it) sent to the Festival claiming that Rhuddy was growing ovariess. Well nobody could figure that one out anyway.

In the meantime Etsy Bashbys was rubbing her hands with glee. She was busily calling all Christian groups to generate hate and fear against Rhuddy because Etsy had been publicly found to be a liar, plagiarizer, child sexual abuser, sodomite, slanderer, malicious slug of the third order and generally all around terrible person of the fourth degree.

And then Etsy Bashby swindled a campground from some pitiful old people who lost their hard earned money which they wanted to retire on. "Let them eat cake" betsy said. Whatever that meant.

And that was another thing that some of the spys said, that Etsy Bashby was trying to have as many people lie for her as possible so that she wouldn't have to face the Grand Judge of Paganus.

But little did they know, but Albion the Hunter who had friends at The House of Darkness, knew about all these goings on and was warning Rhuddy.

So it came to pass that as soon as the festival was over, Etsy Bashby, and Evil Golden Fairy had reason to hire Attorneys and try to protect themselves from all the lies and slander that they had created.

So Etsy Bashby left the Land of Virginius and went to scam the Native Americans of North Carolinus and Tennesseeus and she is meerily scamming and cheating and lying a people who have been scammed before. 

To Be Continued.............

The Moral of This Story? Once Slugs become a Slugs, an attorney won't help them.

   The Ballad of Rhuddy the Good and Etsy Bashby - Part One

   The Ballad of Rhuddy the Good and Etsy Bashby - Part Two

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